"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

inbox:

moo bitch

get out the hay

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50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

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beauty queen of online blogging she had some problems with her theme

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cockringtoss:

the most tragic thing that has ever happened in my life so far

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dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany

(via technicolorponies)

australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

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riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

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mobble:

my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday

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l-aughterr:

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bluepac:

bluepac:

bluepac:

THIS GIRL JUST HAD A MINOR BREAK DOWN BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO GET A VOLLEY BALL FROM BEHIND HER IN THE POOL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT NY CROTCH IN HER FACE

she won’t look at me now

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gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

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uraiah:

uraiah:

i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep

wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes

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